 | A review of the adult movie Slam It In Rough. SCENE 1: “One-Eyed Monster Attacks!” (Roxy Jezel and Brandon Iron) (uncredited). This movie, imported from the lusty loins of Britain's Harmony Productions, seems to have a good thing going for it. Despite some really lusty performances by their models, directed Macondo seem to have copped out on the real sexual grease to give us more tease than real meaty sex. The only good thing about this is that their black models – Monique and Jada Fire – take this movie a notch higher than so-so. In our first scene, combustible harlot Roxy appears on the poolside terrace of their palatial grounds. Scrumptious like before, Roxy, in her cute pink ruffled bikini, simply chews the scene. I was looking forward to a good basting. Roxy's cock tease, which seemed to linger, reveled in her just-about-to-ripen sexuality. As she seduces us, a mustached Brandon looks on while he fondles the monster brewing between his legs. Roxy then lies down a nearby love seat, spreads her legs and plays her tight-looking twat like a harp. Unable to resist, he stuffs her panties (that had been peeled off previously), wipes it into her cunt and stuffs back in her face. As a token of appreciation, Brandon runs his horse dick into her face. Soon, the oralizing starts with an upside down teabagging and blow. Roxy slaps her cunt while his cock is slapped into her face. A deep throat soon commences while her nice fleshy tits make an astounding appearance. Brandon grabs her whole head and guides her to more face fucking. As variation, he also squats down to feed his cock into her mouth while he clutches on her pussy and asshole. He then proceeds to rim her and fingerfucks her with his index. The sex is a downer though as both performers just seem to follow a laundry list of doggy (vag then anal), A2M, a bouncy RC (with Brandon's thumb stuck in her anus), a spreadeagle mish, and anal spooning. At the same time, Roxy's groaning and moaning sounds like nails scratching a blackboard. Her voice is just too shrill! Thankfully, Brandon gets enough of this and shoots in her mouth. SCENE 2: “Chocolate and Vanilla Pudding” (Karla and Monique) One of the better g/g scenes I've seen so far. Karla and Monique are in a photo shoot. As a feisty black Mama, Monique asserts her propensity for being an all-out dirty bitch. Her anger maybe well-placed because brown-haired vanilla girl Karla is much prettier than her. To compensate for her lack of good looks, Monique cops an attitude to create better g/g. I can only agree with her as we will later see. In fits of passion, Monique slaps Karla's generous ass. Monique tells us what she's planning to do to Karla. She intends to break the blonde "in". What results is a nasty spit swapping, bitch fest show-and-tell. Karla lubricates Karla's ass with real lube and saliva. She also happens to like spitting on Karla's nice titties. As it turns out, Monique has another good reason to slap Karla silly. It appears the poor girl has nothing between her ears. Karla may have a pretty face, a great body and wonderful set of tits, but man, her eyes looks as glazed and vacant as a Sears mannequin! Monique pulls Karla's ass and pussy searching for some wet syrupy treasure. Monique stretches the blonde's orifices for us to spy her pink center. Monique's fingers get busy on Karla's twat, alternating with a lilting cunni and hand job. She then takes out a red dildo to stuff Karla's vag. The dildo turns out to be an atrocious red bowling pin. Monique lets Karla taste the defiled pin after plugging into it her vag. Monique then deep throats the slender part of the pin then puts it back on Karla's twat. Dirty girl! A few shakes later, Karla is now on all fours. Monique kneels down to slap her butt into submission while lathering her ass with lube. She works it so hard, Karla's ass starts gets angry red and shiny. From her vag, Monique shifts her attention to the blonde's shit-chute. We don't get much action here as it's Karla's turn to mess Monique. Karla massages Monique's twat then fingerfucks her. Karla feeds her pussy-juiced hands to Monique. By this time, the black dominatrix is half-crazy and delirious! She looks like she's possessed! Later, a blue bowling pin is lodged on her vag. She shrieks, gasps, squeals and does other sounds chimps usually make in the African jungle. Karla's just there as she plays with two bowling pins on her twat. A few minutes later, the girls are already lying down and spitting on each others' mouths. Monique has her crim filled with her fingers as Karla strangles and slaps Monique. Monique resumes dominance on Karla. It seems this movie never stops. SCENE 3: “Beachside Rendezvous” (McKenzie Lee and 2 uncredited actors) Spitfire McKenzie watches over two sunbathing guys looking at her over a rocky beach. Happy with the attention, she lets them know that she wants them. Looking positively debauched in her micro mini and bikini top, the slut walks on over the two guys and unleashes her heat on these two. McKenzie quickly commences a double blow bang. She begs for more cock as the other guy holds her down. This bitch is completely uninhibited as both men have their way with her. McKenzie enjoys every hair pulling, every face fucking, every humiliating moment she is with these morons. She then maneuvers for a double microphone. After a drawn out battle, the guys end up clubbing her face. Sex suddenly happens by way of an anal squat doggy. Soon after, both guys finally come. The scene despite being fun and blistering. SCENE 4: “Feverish Spit Play” (Poppy Morgan and uncredited actor). In a rather unintentioanlly funny scene. Poppy Morgan takes out her frustration with cock in this rather uninhibited frenzied oral tussle. I find it particularly nice that the producers used a difuser to soften the frame and make it look like some debased fantasy. Poppy is wearing nice black lacy underwear, topped with black stockings. So much drool, sweat and spunk are mixed, matched, rubbed, threaded all throughout this scene that you start to shudder with disgust. Because as the scene goes, Poppy simply teaches us the various ways to enjoy cock. She uses it like a toothbrush, a spank toy and a drooling stick, in various permutations. It gets tired once in a while, but she sure likes to make a lot of mess! But as much as Poppy Morgan's performance here is astounding, her scene failed to capture our attention. Oral sex is good, but her vicarious preoccupation with saliva just turns me off. In the end, she makes an oral creamy. Really nice and dirty. But not my kind of nasty. SCENE 5: “A Tub In The Living Room” Jada Fires and uncredited male The last and best of the crop involves black vixen Jada delivering the goods in this rather surreal feast. Bedecked with pearl bracelets and a choker, she looks positively decadent inside a tub filled with soapy water. A joe enters the room and as if nothing happens, sits on the sofa and reads a magazine. Meanwhile, the joe's ambivalence towards her voluptuousness challenges her to masturbate. Her big chocolate coconuts look lovely to suck while she plays with her ebon muff. A closer look into her anatomy reveals a eye catching apple-shaped ass and a big oyster lodged in between. She starts finger fucking her ass and then brings a whip into view, snapping it on her behind. Her hands is also busy plugging her shit-chute. Jada then wets the handle of her riding crop after she starts filling her vag with her fingers. She squeals in delight. The guy's hormones finally kicks in and finally approaches her. He unzips his pants and releases Mr. Happy on a smiling Jada. Our black ho greets Mr. Happy with her ceremonial greeting: a handshake and a suck. Graduating to a loud deep throat, she worships his ivory balls and shaft like it's the only thing that mattered in the world. The guy then kneels down to spit on her face which only prompted her to spit back. The guy then tries to drown her in the tub after face fucking her. The guy then takes her to the bedroom. He slides out his belt and starts slapping leather into her ass. He then supplements that with finger fucking. Sex soon commences with a vag then anal doggy. Her big ass makes his dick look like a pencil though! After an ATM and a heated spreadeagle mish, the guy squats down on Jada's face for more choking ATM. With a vaginal spooning, the guy's starting to wear out! But it seems Jada is just beginning. Then they rush to the finish with a set of vaginal cowgirl, RC, spooning and squat anal doggy. In so doing, her hooters bob up and down appreciatively while she slaps her pussy to submission. Finally, she kneels down to face fuck him until he releases his hostages. For her hard work, the guy shoots a mighty load, spurting generous amounts of cum on her mouth and breasts. A rejoiceful moment for all I'm sure. She licks the cum off of her knockers while having a last few drops of cum from the guy's dick. Slam It In Rough |